How many multiple personalities does it take

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How many multiple personalities does it take

Postby Don't Blink » 08 May 17, 6:42 pm

How many multiple personalities does it take to change a light-bulb?

•One to freak about the darkness.
•One to call the first one a baby.
•One to tell the second one to shut up leave the first one alone.
•One to change the bulb.
•One to change it back.
•Three to argue over whether they want it light or dark.
•One to throw the light bulb against the wall to hear it crash.
•One to clean up the mess.
•Four to go shopping for new bulbs and come home with stockings, licorice, Disney movies, popcorn and masking tape.
•One who insists it “IS” the light bulb and doesn’t understand why everyone always wants it to change and can’t it just be itself????

Somewhere in all this the light bulb gets changed but no one knows who did it.
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Re: How many multiple personalities does it take

Postby mugley » 08 May 17, 9:13 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
rude, crude, and lewd


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Re: How many multiple personalities does it take

Postby Angie G » 09 May 17, 3:59 pm

:laughing: :laughing:
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