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Hotel Humor

Postby Jack Flash » 14 May 17, 11:30 am

The wife and I stayed in a hotel that had a waterbed.
My wife called it the Dead Sea.

There was so little to do at the hotel, I rang down for another Bible.

The wife and I stayed at a really fancy hotel last year. The towels were so plush, I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

Room service: "I've brought up your breakfast sir."
Me:"Yes, it looks like you have."

Proprietor: "The room is $150 for the night, but only $120 if you make your own bed."
Me: "Okay, I'll make my own bed."
Proprietor: "Right. I'll get you some nails and wood."

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks" he says. "I'm traveling light."
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