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Random One-liners

Postby Don't Blink » 11 Jun 17, 2:13 pm

My girlfriend says she loves me and thinks that I'm "the one." I said, "I think you must be confusing me with Neo."

As I sat down next to this guy, he gave me a really strange look. Typical, I thought. The bus is practically empty, yet I still end up sitting next to a nut case.

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

I kept hearing music coming from my printer Upon further investigation I discovered the paper was jamming.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

I got into an argument with a schizophrenic person. I said, "Who do you think you are, anyway.?"

A slippery slope is the path of least resistance.
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