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Postby Don't Blink » 24 Jun 17, 8:47 pm

Did you hear about the man who collapsed at the top of the Ferris wheel?
Doctors say he's slowly coming around.

My wife had to have a canister of perfume removed from her rectum.
It was Chanel No. 2.

In hospitals, it's the nurses who call the shots.

How is a hospital gown like insurance?
You're never covered as much as you think you are.

A security guard stopped me in the hospital parking lot to say: "You can't park here, it's for badge holders only."
I said: "But I have a bad shoulder."

When I was in the hospital, I complained about the food, my bed, the ward, and the nurses.
They diagnosed my condition as "highly critical."
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