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Postby Don't Blink » 24 Jun 17, 8:52 pm

“There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men.”

“There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.”

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'”

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.
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