A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital

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A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital

Postby Don't Blink » 25 Jun 17, 9:26 pm

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back...

A nurse asks her what's wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!"

The nurse shakes her head and says, "I'm sorry…I don't understand."

The pregnant woman's face contorts in pain as she shouts, "Can't! Won't! Don't!"

The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. "Admit her," the doctor said. "She's having contractions."
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