Middle aged couple are in a car crash

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Middle aged couple are in a car crash

Postby Don't Blink » 25 Jun 17, 9:29 pm

Middle aged couple are in a car crash.

The wife dies in the crash.

She get to heaven and sees God, who says to her: "You may be reincarnated, but you must come back as a different creature than you were in your previous life".

The wife thinks for a minute, and says to God, "I want to come back as a cow!"

God says, "You're not listening".
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