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Damn Yankee

Postby Big Blue » 01 Jul 17, 7:20 am

Damn Yankee

The Northerner's son graduated from college and was offered a good job, but it was in Alabama .

Dad was worried about his son going off to such a strange land and he warned him to avoid entanglements with southern women.

"They can't cook the kind of food we northerners eat, they won't keep the house clean, they don't like sex, and if you marry one, she'll call you a Damn Yankee the rest of your life. "

After a few months, the son telephoned Dad and told him he had just met a wonderful Southern girl, and thought he was in love with her.

Dad repeated his warnings about Southern women and their shortcomings.

After another couple of months, the son called Dad and told him he and his Southern girl were getting married. Dad just moaned and groaned and repeated his warnings.

Two more months go by and son telephones Dad......"Dad, you were wrong. My wife is a great cook, keeps the house neat as a pin, and she absolutely loves sex."

Dad responded, Well, what about her calling you a Damn Yankee?

Oh, we reached an agreement on that. She won't call me a Damn Yankee, and I won't call her the "N" word.
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Re: Damn Yankee

Postby Don't Blink » 01 Jul 17, 12:10 pm

:lmao: :lmao: at least he didn't marry a Damn Yankee

Cooks, cleans, and enjoys sex sounds pretty good :D
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Re: Damn Yankee

Postby mugley » 06 Jul 17, 6:33 pm

a yankee lawyer went to the mountains in NC every year for a week as his vacation. He stayed at the same privately run inn, naturally the owner had a good looking daughter and one thing led to another. He came down one year and the girl was rocking a 3 month old baby. He did the math and said, "why didn't you call me and tell me this? I would have done the right thing and married you!, she replied, " well when I found out I was pregnant, we all sat down and talked about it and we decided we'd rather have a bastard in the family than a yankee lawyer
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Re: Damn Yankee

Postby 420onthedot » 08 Jul 17, 5:31 pm

:lmao: :lmao: yep
Handle life like a dog... eat it , screw it, or just piss on it and walk away
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