If you win the lottery...

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If you win the lottery...

Postby Don't Blink » 01 Jul 17, 2:00 pm

If you win the lottery the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 48 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Pinto," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."
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