The danger of having sports figures as role models for kids

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The danger of having sports figures as role models for kids

Postby Jack Flash » 19 Jul 17, 5:08 pm

The danger of having sports figures as role models for kids...

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me.

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too.

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like men. He let us wear earrings".

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.

Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: "I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.

But they ride to the bank in a Mercedes..
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