The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner

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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner

Postby 420onthedot » 21 Jul 17, 10:28 pm

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him…

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of booze and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to, the ‘mentally challenged’ one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
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