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Short Jokes and Such

Postby Jack Flash » 27 Jul 17, 12:52 pm

I tried looking up "opaque" in the dictionary today.

The definition wasn't very clear.


People often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor.

Well, to cut a long story short...


My wife warned me that if I didn't stop talking in similes, she's going to leave me.

I tell you I was as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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Re: Short Jokes and Such

Postby funthings » 27 Jul 17, 7:46 pm

I want to know: Did she leave?

Like does she even know the definition of simile? That's like duh, a comparison using like or as.

Cut, that's a wrap.

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Re: Short Jokes and Such

Postby Jack Flash » 28 Jul 17, 10:08 am

she's put up with my crappie jokes for this 30 yrs

...just rolls her eyes a lot :lol:
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