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Postby Don't Blink » 08 Aug 17, 10:44 pm

I'm awake! Please respect my privacy during this very difficult time.

My patience has stretch marks.

Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.

Technically, all national anthems are country music.

Botany good plants lately?

If Jesus appears to you, ask him to bevel cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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