Why do mermaids wear seashells?

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Postby Dixie » 15 Aug 17, 9:15 pm

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

B shells are too small, and D shells are too big.
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Re: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Postby Don't Blink » 16 Aug 17, 8:28 pm

:lmao: :lmao:

she sells sea shells by the sea shore
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Re: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Postby Incognito » 21 Aug 17, 9:55 am

if you catch one then, throw it back till they get bigger :twisted:
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Re: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Postby mugley » 23 Aug 17, 9:14 am

:laughingup: sounds like a plan to me
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