Little Johnny... a nice restaurant

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Little Johnny... a nice restaurant

Postby Jack Flash » 31 Aug 17, 11:01 am

A priest at a parochial school,was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.

"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited "Don't be loud," said another, and so on.

"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of little Johnny.

Without batting an eye, Johnny replied, "Order something cheap."
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Re: Little Johnny... a nice restaurant

Postby mugley » 31 Aug 17, 11:02 am

:lmao: :lmao:
rude, crude, and lewd


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