Ah, getting older

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Ah, getting older

Postby 420onthedot » 27 Sep 17, 8:42 pm

Ah, getting older


#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for A-holes that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#9 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#10 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#11 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

#12 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#13 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#14 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#15 - I still haven't learned to act my age.
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Re: Ah, getting older

Postby mugley » 28 Sep 17, 8:41 am

I can relate :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Ah, getting older

Postby Dixie » 01 Oct 17, 8:22 am

:dontknow: Sorry can't relate










but some of those are recognizable from a distance
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Re: Ah, getting older

Postby Jack Flash » 02 Oct 17, 9:39 am

Dixie wrote::dontknow: Sorry can't relate




but some of those are recognizable from a distance



How about these :mrgreen:

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