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Prize winner

Postby 420onthedot » 27 Sep 17, 8:49 pm

A blonde walked in a diner and orders a cup of coffee. When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a "contest game piece" on the side of the cup. She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, "I won a motor home!"

She continues shouting, "I won a motor home!" until the waitress decides to get her boss.

"What's the problem here?" the manager asks.

"I won a motor home!" she shouts again.

"That's impossible!" he replies. "We didn't give out motor homes."

She says "Well, it says so on this sticker."

The boss takes the sticker and reads it.

It says: "Win a bagel."
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Re: Prize winner

Postby mugley » 28 Sep 17, 8:40 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Prize winner

Postby Don't Blink » 02 Oct 17, 10:36 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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