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Alt Dictionary

Postby Jack Flash » 18 Dec 17, 11:14 am

Testicle: a funny exam question.

Forfeit: what most animals stand on.

Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.

Hootenanny: a big-breasted au pair.

Polarize: what penguins see with.

Irrepressible: hopelessly wrinkled.

Node: was aware of.

Metronome: a subway pixie.

Khaki: a device for starting a car in Boston.
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Re: Alt Dictionary

Postby Don't Blink » 20 Dec 17, 11:32 pm

Some more

Migraine: possessive farmer talking about his wheat.

Abdicate: to give up all hope of having a flat tummy.

Posse: a wild west cat.

Acquire: a group of singers in a church.

Inkling: a baby fountain pen.

Asymmetry: where you bury dead people.

Faucet: what you do when the tap won't turn on.

Alphabet: the first step in a gambling career.

Fibula: a small lie.

Gastric: a whoopee cushion.

Barbecue: a line of people waiting for a haircut.

Gladiator: man satisfied he performed cunnilingus

Epitome: the part that is above a large, scholarly book

Scattered: crap that is all over the place

Melodious: a repulsive person named Mel

Gastric: one-cheek sneak

Mascots: lots and lots of army beds

Wasteful: what fat people have

Plumbing: Screwing Jan Brady

Sycophant: What an old aardvark says

Gesticulate: What Ges Tic's boss said at 9:01am
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Re: Alt Dictionary

Postby mugley » 21 Dec 17, 4:45 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
rude, crude, and lewd


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