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The Foo Bird

Postby Don't Blink » 19 Dec 17, 9:50 pm

Joe was walking along a city street one day, when he looked up and saw a foo bird flying by.

As he came to a crosswalk. The crossing light was red. He stopped and, while waiting for the light to change, the foo bird dropped a bird bomb on him.

The light turned green and, as he crossed the street, he tried to wipe the mess off his coat, and didn't see a truck making a left turn. The truck hit him and broke both his legs.

Joe learned a valuable lesson that day. If the foo shits, wear it.
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