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Redneck Haiku

Postby 420onthedot » 05 Jan 18, 11:34 am

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double wide's front door

OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

MOTHER AND CHILD
Crusted in boogers,
Stained with Kool Aid, baby’s face
Only Mama loves

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex wife Tammy files for
Restraining order


DESIRE
Damn, in that tube top
You make me almost forget
That you’re my cousin

HATRED
I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood
Gall dern Jeff Gordon

DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants wrestling doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED
Sixty five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
Over nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
Handle life like a dog... eat it , screw it, or just piss on it and walk away
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Re: Redneck Haiku

Postby Don't Blink » 05 Jan 18, 7:00 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Redneck Haiku

Postby Jack Flash » 06 Jan 18, 11:52 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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