Groaners

[Don't Blink]

I wonder if people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

A demolition company tore down our local pub in record time. They really razed the bar.

A drummer committed a crime even after being warned. Apparently he didn't care about the repercussions.

A farmer played his Wurlitzer in his vegetable field. That way, they could be labeled as organic.

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.

My wife wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but she couldn't find the manual.

The cosmetology student missed the final day of her training, so she had to make-up her exam.