an old school friend

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an old school friend

Postby Don't Blink » 28 Jan 18, 10:53 pm

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, but she's an optician."
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Re: an old school friend

Postby mugley » 30 Jan 18, 12:39 am

:lmao: :lmao:
rude, crude, and lewd


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