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an old school friend

PostPosted: 28 Jan 18, 10:53 pm
by Don't Blink
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, but she's an optician."

Re: an old school friend

PostPosted: 30 Jan 18, 12:39 am
by mugley
:lmao: :lmao: