She knelt in the confessional

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She knelt in the confessional

Postby Don't Blink » 04 Feb 18, 8:05 pm

She knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“What is it, child?”

“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”

The priest turned, took a good look at her, and said, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only a delusion.”
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