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student told his teacher he'd found a cat...

Postby 420onthedot » 28 Feb 18, 11:11 pm

A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat...

A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?!?!" the teacher yelled in shock.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Handle life like a dog... eat it , screw it, or just piss on it and walk away
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Re: student told his teacher he'd found a cat...

Postby mugley » 03 Mar 18, 3:41 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: student told his teacher he'd found a cat...

Postby Don't Blink » 05 Mar 18, 10:36 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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