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What the ~&%$*?

Postby Radioactive » 29 Nov 04, 12:00 am

A Ballerina goes to the Doctor,

"Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind, every time I pirouette I fart" she cries.

"Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd like to see that if possible"

The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt... Farts loudly.

"Thats amazing, do it again,"

Again the pirouette is accompanied by a loud fart

"Hmmm," says the Doctor "I think I may be able to help" he bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious barbed hook on the end.

The ballerina starts back in alarm, "What the ~&%$*? are you going to do with that?" she asks,

"Opening the window, it stinks in here for Gods sake!"
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