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Tell Me What You Want

Postby Dave » 15 Dec 04, 9:12 pm

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends
when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He
was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward
them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the
young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse
& slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the
young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully
said, 'Clean my house.'
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Postby Khaizerex » 16 Jan 05, 10:19 pm

Good jokes last.

I didn't miss this one my first time around, now the second time, I get another laugh at it. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Guinness » 17 Jan 05, 11:12 am

that's a good one
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