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Married

Postby Jack Flash » 19 Mar 17, 10:30 am

My nephew asked me what's it like being married.

I said "You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert?

Like that".



Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
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Re: Married

Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 17, 8:10 pm

:lol: :lol:



So who ties your shoe laces? Oh yeah, I forgot, you are married.
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Re: Married

Postby mugley » 22 Mar 17, 8:15 pm

:laughingup:
rude, crude, and lewd


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Re: Married

Postby Don't Blink » 22 Mar 17, 11:24 pm

:laughingup:
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Re: Married

Postby Jack Flash » 23 Mar 17, 9:57 am

:razz: :assbeat:
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Re: Married

Postby Angie G » 23 Mar 17, 10:59 pm

:laughing: :laughing:
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