Pastor tries to get kitten out of tree

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Pastor tries to get kitten out of tree

Postby mugley » 20 May 15, 5:20 pm

Andrew Kemp recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his neighbor’s backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.

The kitty would not descend. The tree was not sufficiently strong to climb, so the minister chose that on the off chance that he fixing a rope to his auto and pulled it until the tree bowed down, he could then reach up and get the little cat.

That’s what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke.

The tree went ‘boing!’ and the kitten instantly sailed through the air – out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they’d seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, ‘Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,’ and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the local target store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food and toys. This woman was not known for not liking cats, so he asked her, ‘Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?’

She replied, ‘You won’t believe this,’ and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before her birthday, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, ‘Well, if God gives you a cat, I’ll let you keep it.’ She told the pastor, ‘I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won’t believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.’
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Re: Pastor tries to get kitten out of tree

Postby Jack Flash » 21 May 15, 3:55 am

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