If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby freshly » 28 Oct 10, 9:14 am

crap ~ they found me .. :shhh:


you're not in your bed & your lying next to a complete stranger...
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby mugley » 28 Oct 10, 9:40 am

I have to know what she looks like before I can answer that question :scratch:
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby freshly » 10 Dec 10, 8:37 am

what would you do if you woke up one morning...and there was a fat man stuck in your chimney?
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Dec 10, 12:52 pm

Call a chimney sweep... :lmao:

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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby bot » 10 Dec 10, 1:17 pm

describe the stranger - and i will give you an answer
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Dec 10, 1:19 pm

bot wrote:describe the stranger - and i will give you an answer

3 6-24-36
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby bot » 10 Dec 10, 1:56 pm

not all bots are male and i don't know any men with those measurements

she has to go
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Dec 10, 3:26 pm

bot wrote:not all bots are male and i don't know any men with those measurements

she has to go

Ok.. she's gone.. How about if he is 6' 2 dark hair and very handsome.. :D
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby johno » 11 Dec 10, 4:30 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:
bot wrote:not all bots are male and i don't know any men with those measurements

she has to go

Ok.. she's gone.. How about if he is 6' 2 dark hair and very handsome.. :D



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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby freshly » 11 Jan 11, 2:38 am

WHAT?? not you? ~sigh~

what would you do if you woke up in the morning.... & you had 5 minutes to get to work 30 minutes away?
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby cerina » 11 Jan 11, 9:20 am

Phone and tell them I had a migraine and wouldn't be in today. :mrgreen:






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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby Jack Flash » 11 Jan 11, 2:28 pm

I'd kick the ugly SOB out
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby Don't Blink » 11 Jan 11, 6:12 pm

A better question would be What was he doing there?


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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby Skunch » 12 Jan 11, 2:31 am

I just might could win an argument just once.....yep!!


What If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out half or more of the population of the planet were replaced by aliens that looked just like us??
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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out

Postby freshly » 12 Jan 11, 2:48 am

ummm learn alien speak?

WIYWOMAFO.... that said aliens where here to breed with humans and kidnap the offspring to inhabit a new planet?
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