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Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Skunch » 23 Feb 11, 4:49 am

original or someone elses if need be is fine. I will pick the first winner then that winner picks the next winner and that winner pi.....ya'll got it i'm sure.

I will submit my first original to be judged by a future winner, I am about 85% sure I made this up years ago,

Luke Skywalker went to this restaurant one night and orderd dinner. The dinner comes and as time goes by, he just sits there and stares down upon it. 10 20 30 45 minutes pass and he is still just sitting there. then in his mind came in this voice he had never heard before and this voice said unto him......use the fork Luke!!
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Jack Flash » 23 Feb 11, 6:27 am

A Corduroy pillow makes headlines
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Spirit of Desire » 23 Feb 11, 6:19 pm

I was walking through town today and saw a group of fat goths.

They were morbidly obese.
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby doh dee oh doh » 23 Feb 11, 8:11 pm

If you buy a bra from a woman wearing it......

is that buying 'off the rack'?
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Skunch » 24 Feb 11, 10:13 pm

These are f'd up funny so far.....who's got more??
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Skunch » 27 Feb 11, 5:30 am

Jack Flash wrote:A Corduroy pillow makes headlines



This one wins!!

You pick the next winner.
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Skunch » 27 Feb 11, 5:32 am

What do you get if you cross a fat man with a batman??



You get a fat Batman!!

I was young when I made up this one..
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Re: Best Original Joke Wins Game

Postby Ice Queen » 27 Feb 11, 1:14 pm

Wanted Ali Baba

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