INSULT TO INJURY

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INSULT TO INJURY

Postby #%*# » 08 Jan 05, 7:57 pm

An unemployed sanitation worker in Miami is also facing life in prison -- for shooting himself in the privates. In a drunken stupor, the man reached for a pistol he had hidden in his pants. The gun went off, and the bullet struck the man in the... nuggets. At first, he told officers someone else had shot him, but changed his story after paramedics found the shell casing in his underwear. Cops ruled the shooting accidental, but the man was charged with a concealed weapons violation and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. The maximum sentence for those crimes is normally 15 years but, because the man has a record as a violent career criminal, a Miami prosecutor is asking the judge to send him away for life. The man's public defender calls that "ridiculous," and says the man's injury is punishment enough.
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Postby Khaizerex » 08 Jan 05, 10:59 pm

I'm surprised that he actually stayed conscious to tell about it.

That hurts... :?

:roll: What an idiot! Another one!
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Postby Don't Blink » 08 Jan 05, 11:35 pm

at lest he will not be breeding
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Postby Khaizerex » 08 Jan 05, 11:38 pm

Well, it depends if he blew up both of them...

He shouldn't be breeding even if he's got one left.
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Postby Don't Blink » 08 Jan 05, 11:40 pm

Let us hope so
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Re: INSULT TO INJURY

Postby r6922a » 11 Apr 16, 6:30 am

makes you feel better about riding a bike with a pencil in your pocket....
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Re: INSULT TO INJURY

Postby mugley » 11 Apr 16, 9:12 am

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: INSULT TO INJURY

Postby cerina » 11 Apr 16, 3:50 pm

r6922a wrote:makes you feel better about riding a bike with a pencil in your pocket....


:lmao: The voice of experience? :lol:
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