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Postby cerina » 23 May 14, 5:56 pm

Ain't ejamacation a wunnerful thang?
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Postby mugley » 30 May 14, 5:05 pm

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Postby mugley » 19 Jun 14, 10:54 pm

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Postby mugley » 04 Sep 14, 9:36 am

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Postby mugley » 22 Oct 14, 8:16 am

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Re: they walk amongst us....?

Postby Jack Flash » 22 Nov 14, 11:34 am

we can only hope they don't breed
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Postby mugley » 28 Dec 14, 8:32 pm

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Postby Don't Blink » 02 Jan 15, 8:51 pm

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Postby mugley » 09 Feb 15, 11:27 pm

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Postby mugley » 24 Feb 15, 4:02 pm

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Postby Jack Flash » 20 Mar 15, 3:39 pm

abort! abort! Low IQ child on the way



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Re: they walk amongst us....?

Postby Romeo » 20 Mar 15, 11:09 pm

Jack Flash wrote:we can only hope they don't breed


Oh come on now, you know you want them to????
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Postby funcarver » 27 Mar 15, 8:45 am

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Postby mugley » 12 May 15, 8:02 pm

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Postby Incognito » 07 Aug 15, 7:21 pm

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Re: they walk amongst us....?

Postby mugley » 25 Aug 15, 6:01 pm

BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!

1.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

2.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!

3.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

4.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

5. And my personal favorite….
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn…. I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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