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Postby Sting » 19 Jul 05, 6:02 am

Sure! I have plenty. ;)
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Postby tiger~lilly » 19 Jul 05, 10:43 pm

THE_SiXth wrote:erm can i get one of those hug things?


I couldn't forget about you THE_SiXth...Image Anyone else need a hug??
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Postby THE_SiXth » 20 Jul 05, 2:57 am

Awwww geee thanks fer the hug :D
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Postby Sting » 20 Jul 05, 5:58 am

No problem, It was good for me also. :)
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Postby Cooter-King » 20 Jul 05, 7:32 am

yo right here. please
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Postby thetap » 20 Jul 05, 8:14 am

That's a special day the groom will never remember.

Words that spring to mind: Elegance, romance, love, extravagance, shotgun...
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Postby Cooter-King » 20 Jul 05, 8:18 am

natty light, camaro, nascar, sister slammer.
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Postby thetap » 20 Jul 05, 8:23 am

Ooh! Ooh! Stop it, Cooter-King. You're making my heart flutter!
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Postby tiger~lilly » 20 Jul 05, 11:41 am

Cooter-King wrote:yo right here. please


Here ya go!! :hug:
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Postby thetap » 20 Jul 05, 11:47 am

tiger~lilly wrote:
THE_SiXth wrote:erm can i get one of those hug things?


I couldn't forget about you THE_SiXth...Image Anyone else need a hug??

Yes please!


Thanks, Tiger. I knew you wouldn't just judge me on my retarded personality.
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Postby tiger~lilly » 20 Jul 05, 11:51 am

Come here thetap!! I have one for you tooo~ :hug:



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Postby thetap » 20 Jul 05, 11:54 am

Thanks, tiger~lilly. People seem to make fun of me just because I have an earing.

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Postby Cooter-King » 20 Jul 05, 11:58 am

I'm te king of the world!! oh shit whats the ugly beast up there?
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Postby thetap » 20 Jul 05, 12:01 pm

Guess you shouldn't have bent down to tie your shoelaces, should you?
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Postby tiger~lilly » 20 Jul 05, 2:22 pm

thetap wrote:Thanks, tiger~lilly. People seem to make fun of me just because I have an earing.

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Ohhh, I won't! Image
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Postby povertyrider » 07 Aug 05, 4:41 pm

WOW! what a cake that must be thats a priceless cake
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Postby thetap » 07 Aug 05, 6:28 pm

I'd say the bride and groom's mother probably made it.
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Postby hmslc » 07 Aug 05, 6:31 pm

speaking of rednecks...
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redneck humor

Postby swthrtangl » 10 Jan 06, 5:30 pm

these are some funny pics
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Postby Khaizerex » 10 Jan 06, 6:21 pm

The ferris wheel would be scary to ride.

That street sweeper would be pretty neat, I don't know who came up with that idea, should seem to be rather efficient for such a funny machine. :)

And that's quite a birthday cake.
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Postby Dave » 10 Jan 06, 11:10 pm

I wanna ride :D
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Postby swthrtangl » 18 Jan 06, 6:35 pm

found their dog
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Postby swthrtangl » 25 Jan 06, 6:15 pm

lol
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Postby Dirtzinert » 27 Jan 06, 8:53 am

Speaking of Rednecks...

            Martha Stewart's Tips For Rednecks      



General Tips
Never take a beer to a job interview;
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them;
It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church;
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets;
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

Dining Out
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine;
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

Entertaining In Your Home
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist;
Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are.

Personal Hygiene
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that ! should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys;
Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money;
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

Dating (Outside The Family)
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first d! ate.
Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago";
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

Theater Etiquette
Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended;
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

Weddings
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift;
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot;
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance;
Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

Driving Etiquette
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight;
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way;
Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape;
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too;
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
'Let's throw caution to the wind and make plans for EVERYTHING!'
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