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Postby JuJuBe » 27 Jan 06, 8:56 am

swthrtangl wrote:found their dog

this one - made me laughhh!!!   :lol:
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Postby Dixie » 27 Jan 06, 9:06 am

:lol:


That last Photo  Sex Education?
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Postby Quercus » 27 Jan 06, 9:36 pm

I see that Martha Stewart has a pretty good understanding of the Redneck lifestyle.  Did she learn that in prison?   :mrgreen:
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The Redneck Hot Tub

Postby mid_nite_poet » 28 Jan 06, 12:04 am

:D
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Postby Dirtzinert » 01 Feb 06, 7:21 am

Q: Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?

A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
'Let's throw caution to the wind and make plans for EVERYTHING!'
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Postby fat_bastard » 01 Feb 06, 7:45 am

ahahahahaha thats great
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Postby swthrtangl » 07 Feb 06, 10:59 pm

:D
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Postby JuJuBe » 07 Feb 06, 11:18 pm

LOLOLLLL....    I loved *all* of those, swthrtangl!!!
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 08 Feb 06, 6:43 am

Redneck Computer Terms


BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.
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Postby cerina » 08 Feb 06, 3:57 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Postby swthrtangl » 10 Feb 06, 4:52 pm

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Postby swthrtangl » 20 Feb 06, 4:31 pm

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You might be a redneck if ...

Postby cerina » 25 May 08, 7:57 am

... this is your Scrabble board. :mrgreen:

redneckscrabble.jpg



... this is your houseboat.

redneckhouseboat.jpg



... this is your idea of a car pool.

Rednecks swimming pool.jpg



... this is your version of Windows.

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You might be a Redneck if:

* you can buy everything at Wall Mart

* you have seen every episode of Hee Haw at least twice

* you have a bumper sticker of National Gun's Association on your car

* You think an Active Desktop is your desk with a lot of empty beer cans on top of it

* You think Genitalia is an Italian Airline

* You carry a fishing pole into Seaworld

* You and your dog use the same tree

* Fifth grade was the best six years of your life

* You have flowers in a bathroom fixture in your front yard

* You think it's easier to use weed-killer than mowing the lawn.
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Re: You might be a redneck if ...

Postby mid_nite_poet » 07 Jul 08, 9:00 am

*A full moon reminds you of your mother-in-law pullin' weeds.

*A night on the town includes city jail.

*All of your relatives' cars have "Tag Stolen" signs in the rear window.

*All your wedding guests were seated on the same side of the church.

*Any of your children are the result of a conjugal visit.

*Counting sheep makes you more aroused than sleepy.

*Coworkers start a petition over your coffee cup.

*Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

*Every room in your house is a junk room.

*Every workday ends with the same argument about who gets to ride in the cab of the truck.
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Re: You might be a redneck if ...

Postby sapphire » 07 Jul 08, 4:18 pm

mid_nite_poet wrote:*Counting sheep makes you more aroused than sleepy.


:lmao: :lmao: :wtf:
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Re: You might be a redneck if ...

Postby Don't Blink » 07 Jul 08, 4:59 pm

sapphire wrote:
mid_nite_poet wrote:*Counting sheep makes you more aroused than sleepy.


:lmao: :lmao: :wtf:



You know someone asked about telboy the other day :laughing:
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Re: You might be a redneck if ...

Postby ~PC~ » 08 Jul 08, 4:29 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:*Every room in your house is a junk room.

At my last place... :oops:
"...it really wasn't much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn't share them with somebody."
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Re: Rednecks

Postby mugley » 31 Mar 17, 12:17 pm

:lmao:
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rude, crude, and lewd


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