Poetry Time

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Poetry Time

Postby 420onthedot » 18 Nov 11, 10:48 am

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass




The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn



Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.



Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.





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Handle life like a dog... eat it , screw it, or just piss on it and walk away
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Re: Poetry Time

Postby 420onthedot » 18 Nov 11, 10:54 am

....and one for the guys


My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.

Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.

but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.

But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes.
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Re: Poetry Time

Postby cerina » 20 Nov 11, 3:19 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Poetry Time

Postby Starfire » 03 Jan 12, 6:22 am

I liked second one twice as much, no, thrice as much :laughingup:
Quite a few colors in my life. I wonder which ones I should focus on.
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