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Jack and Jill

Postby 420onthedot » 23 Jan 06, 7:37 pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high,
Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said, "Where's the beef!"
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Postby Sting » 23 Jan 06, 7:41 pm

Or how about this one.


Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little weed.
Jack got high,
Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said, "That‘s just what I need!"
Searching for that sweet little honey pot? Go to http://www.bitoffun.com
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Postby Lynniescot » 23 Jan 06, 7:48 pm

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a bit of fun
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
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Postby fat_bastard » 24 Jan 06, 7:18 am

just accidentally made this up:

jack and jill went on the pill,
so they dont have a daughter,
jack went down and did the brown,
and left the pink for after
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Jan 06, 7:32 am

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
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Postby fat_bastard » 24 Jan 06, 7:33 am

jack and jill went up the hill and shut the fuck up :D
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Postby Dirtzinert » 24 Jan 06, 8:02 am

FB & Jill went up the hill
To "shut the fuck up"
Jill kept rhymin
While FB checked her hymen
But when he started his advance
She said "not a chance"
"Till you bring me a tulip"
'Let's throw caution to the wind and make plans for EVERYTHING!'
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Jan 06, 8:24 am

Napper and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Napper made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.


Dirtz and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Dirtz got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Dirtz, Jill and Sandy.
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Postby Napper » 24 Jan 06, 10:50 am

Hey! How come HE gets all the fun?? :twisted:

:lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Jan 06, 11:05 am

Napper and Dirtz went up the hill
To find little Jill
Dirtz fell asleep
And Napper got a thrill
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Postby Lynniescot » 24 Jan 06, 1:17 pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Jack wanted a shave
Jillette


I think that's wrong..lolol  Sorry.
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Postby Dirtzinert » 24 Jan 06, 1:25 pm

mid_nite_poet wrote:Napper and Dirtz went up the hill
To find little Jill
Dirtz fell asleep
And Napper got a thrill


I'm kinda hopin you will clarify that one a little!
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Postby fat_bastard » 24 Jan 06, 1:40 pm

Jack and Jill decided that their story wouldnt rhyme today,
neither will it have a regular rhythm,
neither will it be able to be sung to,
later that night Jack comited suicide and jill took to a stripping job in las vegas after going broke,
investing in britney spears' career
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Postby Dirtzinert » 24 Jan 06, 3:53 pm

:lol:   :lol:   :lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Jan 06, 9:14 pm

Dirtzinert wrote:
mid_nite_poet wrote:Napper and Dirtz went up the hill
To find little Jill
Dirtz fell asleep
And Napper got a thrill


I'm kinda hopin you will clarify that one a little!


That's easty to clarify.. you fell asleep and while you were sleeping Napper has his way with Jill and had way too much fun.
What were you thinking? :lol:
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Postby Napper » 24 Jan 06, 10:34 pm

mid_nite_poet wrote:That's easty to clarify.. you fell asleep and while you were sleeping Napper has his way with Jill and had way too much fun.



I did?? :eek:  

Was it good??

Did I get her number?? :lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 25 Jan 06, 6:46 am

As the story goes
About Napper and Jill
"Was it good he ask?"
Only Jill will tell..

She gave Napper the number
To call her anytime
Only pleased be advised
Next time..Bring the wine.
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Postby fat_bastard » 25 Jan 06, 9:02 am

jack and jill went up a hill,
to dig a the site of the romans,
they found nothing there,
and decided to stare,
and im typing to the melody of  little bo peep :eek:
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Postby Napper » 25 Jan 06, 9:32 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:As the story goes
About Napper and Jill
"Was it good he ask?"
Only Jill will tell..

She gave Napper the number
To call her anytime
Only pleased be advised
Next time..Bring the wine.


Napper and Jill went up the hill
With some wine, 2 different Chiantis
........ :eek:

Go on, somebody finish it! :lol:
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Postby Dirtzinert » 25 Jan 06, 10:30 am

Napper wrote:
mid_nite_poet wrote:As the story goes
About Napper and Jill
"Was it good he ask?"
Only Jill will tell..

She gave Napper the number
To call her anytime
Only pleased be advised
Next time..Bring the wine.


Napper and Jill went up the hill
With some wine, 2 different Chiantis
........ :eek:

Go on, somebody finish it! :lol:


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Postby messylaura » 29 Jan 06, 8:52 pm

Whlie on nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
Everywhere Mary went, the little lamb would go,
One day her father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her between two slices of bread.
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Postby Dirtzinert » 30 Jan 06, 11:50 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...and perhaps a bit of mint jelly?
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Postby missm3 » 19 Feb 06, 1:22 am

You lot are F&#king funny!!!!1 :rotflmao:
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Postby Candy » 04 Sep 06, 2:16 am

Jack and Jill went up the hill.
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
And Jill came tumbling after.

Then up Jack got,
And home did trot.
As fast as he could caper.
To old Dame Frown,
Who patched his crown,
With vinegar and brown paper.

When Jill came in, how she did grin,
To see Jack's paper plaster.
Her Mother, vexed, did whip her next,
For laughing at Jack's disaster.
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