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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 13 Feb 08, 3:36 pm

Quercus wrote: :lmao: She categorizes her chores the same way I do!


Me too. :lmao:


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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby breeze » 13 Feb 08, 3:46 pm

Yes, Maxine. :D I couldn't remember her name. Thanks, Cerina. :D
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 13 Feb 08, 3:48 pm

She is who I want to be when I am old. :mrgreen:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby Ice Queen » 13 Feb 08, 4:00 pm

:lol: Very funny!
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Re: Maxine

Postby breeze » 14 Feb 08, 11:38 am

Some more :mrgreen:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 10 Apr 08, 1:34 pm

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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Apr 08, 1:37 pm

Good old Maxine.. I just love her :lol:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 10 Apr 08, 1:43 pm

I still want to be her when I get old. :lmao:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby mr wiseguy » 11 Apr 08, 2:11 am

thought of a old man





wheres mi beer :lmao:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby breeze » 11 Apr 08, 2:18 am

Here, dear. :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby mr wiseguy » 11 Apr 08, 2:19 am

cool :lmao: spray beer :lmao:
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Maxine

Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Apr 08, 3:54 am

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*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

*Martha's Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
*Maxine's Way *
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Martha's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
*Maxine's Way *
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

*Martha's Way*
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
*Maxine's Way *
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

*Martha's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
*Maxine's Way *
Celery? Never heard of it!

*Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
*Maxine's Way *
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

*Martha's Way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
*Maxine's Way *
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

*Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*Maxine's Way *
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

*Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
*Maxine's Way *
Leftover wine???????????
HELLLLLOOOOO !!!!!!!
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 24 Apr 08, 5:06 am

I'm nearly there. I've nearly turned into Maxine. :lmao:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby Angie G » 24 Apr 08, 6:12 pm

:lmao: I love Maxine.

No :bs: for her
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...in about 40 years

Postby breeze » 06 Jun 08, 9:53 am

:lmao:
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Re: ...in about 40 years

Postby cerina » 06 Jun 08, 12:14 pm

:lmao: :lmao: I've posted a picture of it somewhere. :lmao:
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Re: thoughts of an old lady

Postby cerina » 18 Jun 08, 9:06 am

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marraige can be fun

Postby mr wiseguy » 05 Aug 08, 1:19 am

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Re: marraige can be fun

Postby Jack Flash » 05 Aug 08, 10:15 am

:dance: But thank God not to her
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Re: marraige can be fun

Postby cerina » 05 Aug 08, 12:34 pm

Maxine is my idol. :lmao:
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Re: Maxine

Postby mid_nite_poet » 05 Aug 08, 12:42 pm

Good Old Maxine....She will be around long after we are gone... :lmao:
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Maxine

Postby mid_nite_poet » 31 May 09, 3:12 am

:)
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Re: Maxine

Postby mugley » 31 May 09, 7:43 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: sharing the road :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Maxine

Postby cerina » 31 May 09, 11:44 am

It's good to see Maxine hasn't lost her touch. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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