just a thought???

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just a thought???

Postby johno » 15 Oct 09, 5:34 pm

Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan , Lebanon , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special
specifications in the hospital

d.. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you
wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq

l.. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the
government that let you in.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
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Re: just a thought???

Postby mid_nite_poet » 15 Oct 09, 11:45 pm

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Re: just a thought???

Postby mugley » 16 Oct 09, 3:03 am

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Re: just a thought???

Postby Lonestar » 16 Oct 09, 3:27 am

In some places, you'd have been dead before making it to "b." :?
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Re: just a thought???

Postby cerina » 16 Oct 09, 1:03 pm

Lonestar wrote:In some places, you'd have been dead before making it to "b." :?



Not in the UK. :roll:
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Re: just a thought???

Postby mugley » 16 Oct 09, 6:02 pm

go to mexico and try it, they deal with their illegals pretty harshly
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Re: just a thought???

Postby cerina » 17 Oct 09, 5:16 pm

That's true, mugley, but it is also a lot easier to get Mexican naturalisation/citizenship than it is to get US. And without having to give up your original nationality.
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Re: just a thought???

Postby ScornedVixen » 24 Oct 09, 5:23 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: so true!

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How cool and interesting was that?!


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Re: just a thought???

Postby Ice Queen » 01 Dec 09, 1:00 pm

cerina wrote:
Lonestar wrote:In some places, you'd have been dead before making it to "b." :?



Not in the UK. :roll:


Not in my country either... :roll:
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