The leaders of Russia, Australia and the US all go to Hell
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what it's is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Vladimir Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a check.
Malcolm Turnbull calls Australia and talks for an hour. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a check.
Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 3 hours. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 25 cents. Trump just smiles.
Turnbull and Putin go ballistic, and ask the Devil why Trump got to call the US for only 25 cents?
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the whole country has gone to hell. It's a local call."
Old joke updated to Trump and Turnbull - Putin was still the same