I am Older than dirt

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I am Older than dirt

Postby tsr » 27 Dec 09, 2:21 pm

Yeh, yeh, ---- I know you’ve probably seen this a dozen times or MORE, but call me “old fashioned” (‘cause I AM), but I love remembering all these things, and certainly can relate to the Paper Boy , though, fortunately the Press was an afternoon paper, so I could deliver it after I got home from school. They were Right ON about the collection, though being a gabby sort, my collections from usually 26 customers over a 5 mile stretch, often took me a couple hours, mainly because I loved to stop and talk with most of my customers. There were occasionally those that were hard to catch up with to collect. And Winter delivery was often an ”adventure”, especially if ice and/or snow were involved. I remember rolling over big drifts to get the paper to the house, because they were often deeper than my waist. I also recall getting blown off a north/south road that was exposed to the west wind, because the road was so icy. I had to walk some stretches. In the five years I carried the Cleveland Press, I think the most customers I ever had was near 40, but mostly in the 20’s. Bought myself a touring bike, and some guitar lessons with my earnings, plus some went into the Cleveland Trust Bank in my own Savings Account. - - - - - - - NAH - - - These e-mails never stir up much in MY memories . . . Oh Yeh - - - Early TV - - - Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, Howdy Doody, - early favorites! Even “watched” the TV test patterns when they were on before or after the broadcast day - - - - MAN, WHAT A NOVELTY - - - - PICTURES “OUT OF THE AIR”!!!!!

This kind comes around frequently, I know, but this one made me think of my younger days! I can add many things to this; some of which you may not have experienced. Growing up on a farm in Texas was different! MW

'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. !
'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.
In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck.
Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.

My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 19.
It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a..m. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.

I was 21 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.'
When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had..

I never had a telephone in my room.
The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.
Pizzas were not delivered to our home But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.
On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.
Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES from a friend :
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.
1.. Blackjack chewing gum
2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P..F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate])
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H greenstamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older t han dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really OLD friends....
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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby cerina » 29 Dec 09, 2:29 pm

I like being this old. :mrgreen:
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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby Lonestar » 29 Dec 09, 4:37 pm

cerina wrote:I like being this old. :mrgreen:

As do I. Every once in a while, a younger lass will sidle up to me... :angel: :mrgreen:
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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby Don't Blink » 29 Dec 09, 7:39 pm

who knows maybe I'll join you in a few decades
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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby Maxie » 10 Apr 10, 3:33 pm

Don't Blink wrote:who knows maybe I'll join you in a few decades

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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby mugley » 10 Apr 10, 4:09 pm

yeah I remember a lot of that :mrgreen:
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Re: I am Older than dirt

Postby Jynx » 15 Apr 10, 10:59 pm

3 :dance:
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