Whacky uses for the Regular toothpaste

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Whacky uses for the Regular toothpaste

Postby sea-horse » 17 Sep 05, 11:29 am

Ok so you read the chalk one, so hows about this...

Regular Flavor Toothpaste


Polish silverware, silver, or gold. Colgate will shine up silver and gold. Rinse thoroughly.


Clean piano keys. Squeeze Colgate on a damp cloth. Rub the keys well, wipe dry, and buff with a soft, dry cloth. After all, ivory is made from an elephant's tusk.


Remove ink spots from cloth. Squeeze Colgate on spot, scrub, and rinse thoroughly.


Dry up acne pimples. Dab Colgate on pimples as you would use Clearasil.


Remove crayon from walls. Brush the marks with Colgate on an old toothbrush.


Remove scratches on glassware. Polish with a dollop of Colgate.


Deodorize smelly hands. Squeeze an inch of Colgate into your palm and wash hands under running water.


Remove Kool-aid moustaches from kids' faces. Rub on Colgate and rinse thoroughly.


Remove tar from the bottom of bare feet. Squeeze on Colgate and rub.

Deodorize "sour" baby bottles. Scrub with Colgate and a bottle brush.

Remove scuffs on shoes. Apply Colgate with a tissue, rub, and wipe off.

Fill small holes in walls. Use a small dab of Colgate as emergency spackling to fill in small holes in plaster walls. Let dry before painting.


Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight so they'll smell great in the morning.


oh by the way..it does help to be used to clean your teeth with too :lol: :lol:
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Postby Moodyblue772 » 18 Sep 05, 3:53 pm

No wonder my teeth are so clean! :lol:
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Postby Quercus » 18 Sep 05, 5:38 pm

Colgate has ground up pumas in it. We literally brush our teeth with rocks! :scratch:
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Postby fat_bastard » 19 Sep 05, 10:29 am

thats what the flouride is...
but it also contains a small amount of the horrible corrosive gas flourine... it eats through everything and has killed loads of scientists!!
just remember that when you squirt a highly corrosive gas on your toothbrush!! :D
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Postby Sting » 19 Sep 05, 8:09 pm

And I like brushing my teeth. Is this just one more thing to worry about? :roll:
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Postby thetap » 19 Sep 05, 8:23 pm

What is this 'teeth-brushing' activity you speak of?
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Postby ET Girl » 19 Sep 05, 8:50 pm

thetap wrote:What is this 'teeth-brushing' activity you speak of?


Umm.... :lol:
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Postby fat_bastard » 20 Sep 05, 11:01 am

And I like brushing my teeth. Is this just one more thing to worry about?

AAAAh dont worry sting, its only a tiny weak amount, there have been no problems that i know of, continue brushing!!
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Postby Sting » 20 Sep 05, 11:05 am

fat_bastard wrote:there have been no problems that i know of, continue brushing!!


Quercus will be glad I did. :mrgreen:
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Postby fat_bastard » 20 Sep 05, 11:35 am

im sure she will! :D
show them teeth :D :D :D :) :o :mrgreen:
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Postby THE_SiXth » 21 Sep 05, 12:16 am

Annnnnd its good for your jewlery to..... nice and sparkly colgate clean :lol:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 21 Sep 05, 9:13 am

Also good for plugging up small holes in your wall as long as it is white toothpaste of course :mrgreen:
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Postby Dixie » 21 Sep 05, 11:41 am

It's good for cleaning fingernails too especially if you like to garden. Use an old toothbrush
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Postby tiger~lilly » 21 Sep 05, 2:23 pm

THE_SiXth wrote:Annnnnd its good for your jewlery to..... nice and sparkly colgate clean :lol:


I use it all the time for my jewlery!~ Works GREAT!~
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Postby ET Girl » 22 Sep 05, 3:42 pm

I use toothpaste to floss between my toes.

It works really well, too. :D
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Postby Sting » 22 Sep 05, 4:16 pm

I bet your feet smell fresh and are kissy clean!
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Postby ET Girl » 22 Sep 05, 4:51 pm

Yeah. :lol:

Minty fresh. :mrgreen:
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