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Postby mid_nite_poet » 21 Jun 06, 5:15 pm

VODKA


        Who  knew!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a  trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five  minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting  your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.  The vodka  disinfects
the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth  of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer  bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or  black
eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the  sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply  the
tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
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Postby Maxie » 21 Jun 06, 5:30 pm

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.
:eek:

Are you kidding me ..i'll smash it and ...drink the vodka   :lol:


Nice but i think i'll just continue to drink it ..i won't see the stain and i won't fell the pain
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Postby Napper » 21 Jun 06, 5:43 pm

Eh? What??

So, using vodka, I'll remove my bandage, clean my glasses, shave with my disinfected razor, astringent-ify my face, wash my hair, apply a lavender/vodka tincture to my aches and pains, wash my feet and relieve my toothache?

And explain the smell how to my boss?

If I get to work at all. "Honestly officer, I only washed my feet and hair in vodka."

Oh yea, ........ :mrgreen:
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Postby KolosoK » 21 Jun 06, 10:32 pm

A lot of those were proven false, especially the bee one (on Discovery Channel's Mythbusters). Water killed more bees than did Vodka.
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Postby Melekkalbi » 22 Jun 06, 3:42 am

Hehe, but it is a nice excuse list for buying lots and lots of vodka.
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Postby Dirtzinert » 22 Jun 06, 6:20 am

If Vodka does all that, just think of the possibilities with Tequila!  
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Postby cerina » 22 Jun 06, 7:06 am

Well, we know Tequila kills worms   :lol:
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Postby Napper » 22 Jun 06, 5:38 pm

Dirtzinert wrote:If Vodka does all that, just think of the possibilities with Tequila!  


Or a nice 10 yr old Islay malt..........




Don't worry about the name.....you can pronounce it perfectly after a couple of glasses! :mrgreen:
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Postby Dirtzinert » 23 Jun 06, 4:28 am

Probably could, but by then my mouth wouldn't move!
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Postby Napper » 23 Jun 06, 9:47 am

:mrgreen:

A few more and your legs would prolly follow suit!
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Postby cerina » 23 Jun 06, 9:54 am

I can't imagine anything stopping his mouth working   :eek:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 23 Jun 06, 10:09 am

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Postby Flight From Ashiya » 24 Jun 06, 10:12 am

Tequila can make um big chief Red Indian do 'raindance' .Good 'Firewater'.
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Re: Vodka

Postby Guest » 02 Sep 06, 1:15 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:VODKA


        Who  knew!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a  trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five  minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting  your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.  The vodka  disinfects
the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth  of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer  bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or  black
eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the  sun
for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply  the
tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!
:mrgreen:



I like the sound of this stuff....gives me a reason to buy a bigger bottle of vodka next time :beer:
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Postby sweety » 02 Sep 06, 1:26 am

who knew it would do all that, i dont drink or have booze in the house but maybe i might have a small bottle for these things, im amazed, ya just never know.
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Postby Lynniescot » 02 Sep 06, 1:34 am

16. To puke: Drink Vodka
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Re: Vodka

Postby Lonestar » 02 Sep 06, 2:54 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the  sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply  the tincture to aches and pains.

Interesting.  This reminds me of Absorbine Jr., a liniment made with wormwood.  As in absinthe. :cool:
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Postby mid_nite_poet » 02 Sep 06, 6:10 am

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them...

you'll kill them alright... they'll die from alcohol poisioning :mrgreen:
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Postby cerina » 02 Sep 06, 7:43 am

At least they'd die happy :lol:
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Postby Flight From Ashiya » 02 Sep 06, 10:05 am

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Postby fat_bastard » 02 Sep 06, 10:21 am

16. To get laid without having to look or act attractive, Give her vodka.
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