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Restroom Signs

Postby Don't Blink » 26 Mar 10, 10:27 am

Restroom Signs

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.


If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom
House of Representatives, Washington, DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mid_nite_poet » 26 Mar 10, 10:39 am

Some good one there :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby Dennisq » 26 Mar 10, 11:11 am

:laughingup: :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 30 Mar 10, 3:22 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 30 Mar 10, 5:08 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

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:mrgreen:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 18 Sep 10, 6:34 pm

:lmao: I know that feeling.
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mid_nite_poet » 18 Sep 10, 7:41 pm

:D
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 21 Sep 10, 6:05 pm

:lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 21 Sep 10, 6:59 pm

:lmao: Miserable sods.
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 23 Sep 10, 6:02 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mid_nite_poet » 23 Sep 10, 6:03 pm

In my files again mugs... :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 24 Sep 10, 2:12 pm

I can do it and I don't need help, thanks. :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 24 Oct 10, 5:19 pm

:lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Oct 10, 5:39 pm

Your on a roll today mugley... :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 24 Oct 10, 5:43 pm

just cleaning out my files :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 26 Oct 10, 5:01 pm

Don't urinate randomly.
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby Ice Queen » 27 Oct 10, 2:54 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby Ewii » 05 Nov 10, 9:47 am

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

I will write this one somewhere :D
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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 01 Mar 11, 7:09 pm

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Re: Restroom Signs

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Re: Restroom Signs

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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby cerina » 11 Apr 11, 12:25 pm

That first one reminds me about a true pub story from my local(ish) area ...

The pub was about a mile down a country track and very 'basic'. It was reputed to have been a stop on Charles II's escape to France. They only had a licence to sell beer, cider or wine, no spirits. So about 30 years ago Alfie, the owner, decided to apply for a spirits licence and when he appeared before the magistrate he was asked what facilities he had.

He told them he had a sink for washing glasses, adequate storage, car parking for around 30 cars and a toilet for the men. The magistrate wanted, not unreasonably, to know what facilities he had for the ladies and Alfie's reply has gone down in history ...

"I got 7 1/2 acres out the back for them."

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Re: Restroom Signs

Postby mugley » 11 Apr 11, 5:41 pm

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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