gah, stuck for something original to say hi!

[ScornedVixen]

Heya, I only came and registered just to use the smilies/emoticons.

Heh no, I love a good joke as the next person, and have a few to submit.

meanwhile, happy to be here.

ScornedVixen

[mid_nite_poet]

Have fun & Enjoy

[mr wiseguy]

a big hello from me too
welcome and enjoy

[cerina]

Welcome to BoF, ScornedVixen, hereafter known as Vix.

[ScornedVixen]

Vix?? As in Vicks the stinky stuff you rub on chest, yes guys, Vicks is the stuff you need to rub on womens chest without getting a slap in the face

for the welcome. Ermmm, may I ask, what kind of jokes is a no no? Don't want to submit anything and then find I have to because I went too far. Anyone here sick and depraved enough to guide me?

Vix

[cerina]

*sniffsniff* ... just checking.

The best way to find out what is and isn't acceptable is to wander around the forum and see what other stuff has been posted. We are pretty liberal minded here and as long as something isn't likely to offend anyone (and most of us are pretty hard to offend) then it's okay to post it.

There are very few rules here, the main one being ... have fun.

[Jack Flash]

Welcome to Bit of Fun

Other than derogitory jokes about race and religion most jokes are fair game.


Although WG and Sting are starting to get a bit sensitive about the short penis jokes

[Sting]

Have you been looking at my penis again Jack? Like I said before If you can see it its not that small.

[mottie]

Welcome ScornedVixen!

Make yourself at home!

[mr wiseguy]

i voulenteer to rub vicks on vix chest and jack ive no probs about the short penis jokes as i can prove different

[ScornedVixen]

ha, take a day off as you'll be here all day rubbing vicks, I have more than a handful of so a lot of skin to rub

Have been looking at some, but nothing like the one I have, so I guess I'll need to go back back back back back and back. Great jokes, great come backs, too many to name here, but.....

If I'm not logged on it doesn't mean I'm not here looking around, especially the artistic photo section, now who posed? No little willies that I seen today and yesterdays humnk

Vix

damn, the drool from my mouth hit the keyboard and I slipped my fingers. meant HUNK not humnk!!

[cerina]

damn, the drool from my mouth hit the keyboard and I slipped my fingers. meant HUNK not humnk!!

Just be grateful you don't have a laptop ... I end up with a very soggy lap when I visit Hunk of the Day.

[fat_bastard]

damn, the drool from my mouth hit the keyboard and I slipped my fingers. meant HUNK not humnk!!

Just be grateful you don't have a laptop ... I end up with a very soggy lap when I visit Hunk of the Day.

Nnnnng! Don't say it FB! It'll only get you into trouble! Resist! Resist! Hnnnnnngh!

Welcome to BoF ScornedVixen! I see you've slotted in nicely! I think we'll have a lot of fun with you! Or.. you'll have a lot of fun with us.
*hides behind curtains*

[mr wiseguy]

damn, the drool from my mouth hit the keyboard and I slipped my fingers. meant HUNK not humnk!!

Just be grateful you don't have a laptop ... I end up with a very soggy lap when I visit Hunk of the Day.

when your talking to me aswell

[cerina]

damn, the drool from my mouth hit the keyboard and I slipped my fingers. meant HUNK not humnk!!

Just be grateful you don't have a laptop ... I end up with a very soggy lap when I visit Hunk of the Day.

Nnnnng! Don't say it FB! It'll only get you into trouble! Resist! Resist! Hnnnnnngh!

Oh, go on, FB.

[Sting]

Hello ScornedVixen, thanks for being here. Now take your shoes off and make yourself comfortable and start posting.

[Spirit of Desire]

Hey vix


Don't worry I got named too. There realy isn't anything you can do about it. Trust me.

Im SPoD. Courtesy of Cerina.

[ScornedVixen]

no one has gotten booted out for all that come backs, hell, I'm going to fit right in already!

Seriously, the other forums claimed to be funny but were straightlaced as the prim and proper of by gone days, but then again those Victorians were racy bunch, think "what did the Butler see" and all those heaving bosoms, tight breeches on men just to see the lunch box Anyway, I digress, I'm liking what I see and read so far, those photographs of people who should never be allowed out without their clothes are soooo but I like nonetheless!

Okay, I'm going to post one and await with bated breath to be slapped on the wrist, by the way, mods please do delete if you think it was tacky or over the top, no offence will be taken as I will understand, and I'll tone it down thereafter.


Vix

[mid_nite_poet]

All we ask that nude photos go into the nudity section and Oh yes...... "NO PORN"....

[cerina]

The advantage of this site compared to many others is that the mods have a worse sense of humour than some of the members.

[mr wiseguy]

go 4 it girl

[ScornedVixen]

Thanks guys and gals, I'm really gonna like it here.

I'm a big babe, compared to the photos of the women with rolls of fat I'm anorexic looking. So fuck the diet, I'm off to scoff a packet of biscuits.

You're the best.

Vix

[admin]

All we ask that nude photos go into the nudity section and Oh yes...... "NO PORN"....

The reason for the separate nudity section is that some people visit while at work or just don't want to see nudity. This solves the problem and the forum can avoid censorship.

As this is a humor forum porn dosen't really fit.

[mr wiseguy]

better put my clothes on then