I'm lost

[Betty Swallocks]

Can anyone help?

I was looking for the toilets and found this place.

[mid_nite_poet]

To the best forum on the net Betty..
You took a wrong turn back there and we're glad you did..Always great to have one join out happy family..

Here is your personal key to our washrooms..Washroom is down the hall and to your left.

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[cerina]

Welcome to BoF, Betty. You are very welcome here and I see MNP has given you the key to the washroom ... just don't try to open the door marked FB, whatever you do.

[Betty Swallocks]

Ooooh, sparklies. I like sparklies.

Thank you for the key, midnite. Does that mean I'm not allowed to do it here?

[S~W]

to Bit Of Fun Betty..Nice to meet you.
Hope you have as much fun as I do when I come here.

If you can't make it to the weashroom in time I'm sure that there have [s]someone[/s] I mean something around here to clean up the mess with

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[mugley]

welcome and I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute

[ScornedVixen]

Ooooh the washroom!

As a welcome gift here you are.....

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....let's say we all are far too busy having a laugh and messing around to be bothered cleaning the washroom!

Happy to have you and look forward to seeing you around the forum.

Vix

[mottie]

Hi Betty,

Glad to have you.

[Betty Swallocks]

Thank you, you have all been very kind. Not like the people here. They are nasty to me and keep telling me my social skills are disgraceful. But I always say thank you after I bite someone.


Seriously ... thank you all for your welcomes. It is so nice to come to a forum where newbies are welcomed instead of insulted.

[fat_bastard]

I know what you mean. Most people on forums seem to think that just because it's 'not real' they have the right to hurl insults at others. But I ate those people, so it's all OK now.
Welcome to BoF, and congratulations on being awarded the 'Best User Name Ever' award.

[cerina]

I agree with FB ... I love your username.

[Betty Swallocks]

I don't understand. Why are you laughing at my name? Elizabeth Swallocks is just too formal.

[mid_nite_poet]

It's a nice name Betty..We could always shorten it to BS of you like..

[cerina]

[Betty Swallocks]

Betty will do fine.

[S~W]

You seem to be fitting in here quite nicely Betty. I see you met the great and powerful FB, but you haven't met our resident sweetheart SPoD yet.

[Jack Flash]

Betty will do fine.

to bit of fun


It's a humor forum so ...

you can get away with sparkles, not staying on topic, posts with just emoticons, and much much more

[Betty Swallocks]

Thank you, Mr Flash. I think I am going to feel right at home here.

[fat_bastard]

Agh! Sparklies! *shudders*

I'm glad you missed out the part about the gruesome and barbaric initiation tests, Jack. It'll take me a week or two to get the bullet ants delivered, so the less of a chance she gets to run away, the better. I'll have to clean the guts from the spike pit, too. They're starting to smell.

[Betty Swallocks]

Give them a good soaking in cola and they will come up like new.










or so I've been told.

[fat_bastard]

I've always wanted a member to discuss how best to remove bodily fluids from ones furniture. Where the heck have you been all this time?

[Betty Swallocks]

I've been umm a bit tied up. But I'm better now, so I'm allowed out sometimes.

[fat_bastard]

Ooh, are you in the East wing? Perhaps we've met! I'm inmate #37D, does it ring a bell?