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A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 4:05 am

Hello All...Just wanted you to know that I'm new to the "neighborhood" and required by law to tell you that...

*s n i g g e rs* JK JK

:wave: Hi


P.S.

:wtf:

Thank goodness i previewed this post ....

I try and type a perfectly innocent word and it thinks I'm trying to say the "N" word and censors me lol.
"S n i g g e r" is a real word i swear! ... And i can't even give you the link to the online dictionary cause it changed the URL to say *black person* instead of * s n i g g e r* ...WOW.... Lol...so go to http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ and look it up yourself if you don't believe me hehe.

What a lovely way to introduce myself to the forum as the new sex offender/racist :eek: ....

*awkward silence*

I don't think this is going so well... I'm not either of those things i promise. :oops: :run:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Jack Flash » 06 Aug 10, 4:09 am

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao:


We believe you :hug: welcome to Bit of Fun
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 4:28 am

Jack Flash wrote: :laughingup: :lmao: :lmao:


We believe you :hug: welcome to Bit of Fun



And to think at first...all i was going to say was "hey lets all point and laugh at the new guy" I feel special I didn't even have to ask this time lol :-p

Thanks for the warm welcome :hug:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Jack Flash » 06 Aug 10, 4:39 am

We enjoy a good laugh around here (it's a humor forum) - you /we got one on your first time out

:D thanks for sharing
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 5:45 am

Jack Flash wrote:We enjoy a good laugh around here (it's a humor forum)...


:screwy: Really?? A humor forum...fancy that. :-p Lol jk

Jack Flash wrote:...:D thanks for sharing


Thanks for laughing ! This place looks like it could be a lot of fun :D
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby mid_nite_poet » 06 Aug 10, 5:47 am

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I see you have already met one of our resident jokers..The rest will follow... :lmao: What a great introduction Evelyn.. :thumb: Do believe you will fit in quite nicely...We love to laugh and joke around a lot....

Do have Fun & Enjoy.. :)
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 5:57 am

Thanks :)
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Don't Blink » 06 Aug 10, 11:36 am

:beer: Cheers

Welcome to Bit of Fun :D
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Spirit of Desire » 06 Aug 10, 11:55 am

HELLO!!!!!
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby cerina » 06 Aug 10, 2:24 pm

You certainly landed with a thud, Evelyn. :lmao: Just follow Jack or SPoD and they will show you where to sign the sex offenders register. :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Spirit of Desire » 06 Aug 10, 4:51 pm

cerina wrote:Just follow Jack or SPoD and they will show you where to sign the sex offenders register. :lmao: :lmao:


Cerina won't let you into her bedroom until you can prove you have the proper training.
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Don't Blink » 06 Aug 10, 5:22 pm

Spirit of Desire wrote:Cerina won't let you into her bedroom until you can prove you have the proper training.


Safety

Cerina won't let you into her bedroom until you can prove you have the proper safety training.

wouldn't want anyone to get hurt - also appropriate fees need to paid and the correct permits obtained from the local government office
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 7:43 pm

Sooo one should naturally assume you two (SPoD & Blink) have been rather unsuccessful at gaining access to Cerina's bedroom lol. Girl must have standards. :thumb: Tehehe
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Don't Blink » 06 Aug 10, 7:50 pm

Evelyn wrote:"You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina.



I'd like to point out the exception to your rule - Lawyers
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 8:11 pm

Don't Blink wrote:
Evelyn wrote:"You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina.



I'd like to point out the exception to your rule - Lawyers


Lol

Wait ...are you admitting you're a lawyer?
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Lonestar » 06 Aug 10, 9:00 pm

Welcome to our little corner of the Internet, Evelyn. There is a "bit of fun" to be had here, certainly. :mrgreen:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby 420onthedot » 06 Aug 10, 11:22 pm

hi ya :D
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Evelyn » 06 Aug 10, 11:46 pm

HI :wave:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby 420onthedot » 07 Aug 10, 12:23 am

If you've not been there yet, the Visual Arts topic is one you may enjoy
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby mr wiseguy » 10 Aug 10, 5:28 am

hello and welcome :lmao: that was deff some intrduction :twisted:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Spirit of Desire » 10 Aug 10, 6:48 am

Evelyn wrote:Sooo one should naturally assume you two (SPoD & Blink) have been rather unsuccessful at gaining access to Cerina's bedroom lol. Girl must have standards. :thumb: Tehehe


Me and Cerina have discussed it and because of the age gap between us we have had to stick to obvious and unsubtle flirting.
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby cerina » 10 Aug 10, 11:23 am

Spirit of Desire wrote:
Evelyn wrote:Sooo one should naturally assume you two (SPoD & Blink) have been rather unsuccessful at gaining access to Cerina's bedroom lol. Girl must have standards. :thumb: Tehehe


Me and Cerina have discussed it and because of the age gap between us we have had to stick to obvious and unsubtle flirting.


An skill SPoD has developed into an art form. ;)
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby Lonestar » 10 Aug 10, 11:59 am

Blimey, and I haven't really turned on the charm, yet. :angel: :mrgreen:
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Re: A VERY Awkward Hello :/

Postby cerina » 10 Aug 10, 12:10 pm

My dear Lonestar ... you are an absolute Flirt Meister. ;)
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