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actually typed by medical secretary s

Postby johno » 12 Feb 10, 3:40 am

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

18. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

19. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

20. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

21. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

22. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

24. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

25. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

26. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

27. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

28. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

29. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

30.. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better
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Re: actually typed by medical secretary s

Postby mugley » 12 Feb 10, 8:20 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

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Re: actually typed by medical secretary s

Postby mid_nite_poet » 12 Feb 10, 12:18 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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Re: actually typed by medical secretary s

Postby cerina » 12 Feb 10, 1:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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