few smart thoughts

[breeze]

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “In an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

[Jack Flash]

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

President - Both are chosen for us - we only get to vote on the lesser of two evils.

Miss America - Judges get to choose - But no one is going to kick the winner out of bed

[cerina]

I am going to have to try to remember so many of them!

[Starfire]

A few thoughts. I like em, but with regards to the forum it's gonna take me a year to Just read what there currently is. I heard this yesterday: (do you like it?)

The desert grows within. Let woe befall those who harbor deserts.

[Jack Flash]

A few thoughts. I like em, but with regards to the forum it's gonna take me a year to Just read what there currently is. I heard this yesterday: (do you like it?)

The desert grows within. Let woe befall those who harbor deserts.

A good truism

Sometimes I go back when it's slow - mostly I think people use the "New Posts" Button (next to post reply)

[mugley]

if you think about the fact that it was breeze who posted a "few smart thoughts" it will really take you awhile to go thru this stuff

[breeze]

MUUUUGLEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lonestar]

Breeze is many things. "Ditz" isn't one of them.

[mugley]

suck up

[cerina]

MUUUUGLEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mugley]

MUUUUGLEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooooooh tell me more

[Lonestar]

Breeze is many things. "Ditz" isn't one of them.

suck up

Îmi place Roxana noastre.

[breeze]

Lonestar

[mugley]

Breeze is many things. "Ditz" isn't one of them.

suck up

Îmi place Roxana noastre.

Esti inca o suge pana

[breeze]

Mugley, you are very nice, but I think your Romanian is like my English some times,( when I'm tired)
Well, I used google translator to understand your Romanian.
But I apreciate it anyway (of course, not what you said )

[mugley]

Mugley, you are very nice, but I think your Romanian is like my English some times,( when I'm tired)
Well, I used google translator to understand your Romanian.
But I apreciate it anyway (of course, not what you said )

well google translater is what I used, but I assure you, your English is far better than my Romanian, hell its probably better than my English lol, and I wasn't talking to you, but just picking on Lonestar


but don't stop now

[Spirit of Desire]

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

This statement is correct or does that make it incorrect.

[breeze]

Mugley, you are very nice, but I think your Romanian is like my English some times,( when I'm tired)
Well, I used google translator to understand your Romanian.
But I apreciate it anyway (of course, not what you said )

well google translater is what I used, but I assure you, your English is far better than my Romanian, hell its probably better than my English lol, and I wasn't talking to you, but just picking on Lonestar


but don't stop now

I know you were not talking to me.
And thank you for your appreciation.

Google translator doesn't work very good for Romanian. I tried few times from English into Romanian, and I gave up.
Of course only for words is OK, but for sentences....
For simple sentences is also OK. (ex Lonestar's Îmi place Roxana noastre.) It is only one mistake :it is noastra, not noastre. Because noastra is singular and noastre is plural. Noastra must be singular because Roxana is only one (of course I knew it )It's about the agreement between possessive adjective noastra (our) and the subject Roxana.
In English, our is only our in Romanian our = nostru, noastra, nostri, noastre)
Romanian grammar is criminal.

[mugley]

damn its true, I do learn something new every day

[Lonestar]

And even I stand duly corrected, dear Roxana. I'm bad enough at mangling English; I certainly try to respect another's native tongue.