Thought for today

[mugley]

[cerina]

[Napper]

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one hundred dollars in your wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now.

I just spent half an hour sniffing all the banknotes in my wallet, her purse, the money box - everywhere!

No joy.





If anyone had seen me...................................

[cerina]

How are you feeling, Napper?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/464200.stm

[Napper]

How are you feeling, Napper?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/464200.stm

Cool man, I'm feeling real cool....................................yeah.

[mid_nite_poet]

[Napper]

I must get a grip!

At first it was fives................after a few of those I experimented with tens.



Now even tens are not enough........I need to score a twenty.

A while ago I signed myself into one of those institutions that gradually wean you off of your need for money to the point that, if you don't have any - you don't care.



I got married.

[cerina]

[mugley]

[mid_nite_poet]

I bet it's never dull at your house Napper

[mid_nite_poet]

Ours is a world where people don't know
what they want and are willing to go
through hell to get it.

[cerina]

If a job is worth doing, it will never get done right the first time.

[Napper]

I bet it's never dull at your house Napper

Oh, I do get out sometimes. Usually just to go earn more of the money that I don't care about anymore.

[mid_nite_poet]

A very wise man once said:

"You should treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner, when she stops
sucking, replace the bag.

[mid_nite_poet]

I have great faith in fools--
self-confidence my friends call it.

-- Edgar Allan Poe

[cerina]

[mid_nite_poet]

Have a job that you love, and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Don’t ever regret growing older.

Many people don’t have that privilege.

[mid_nite_poet]

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the water washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

[mid_nite_poet]

'A cheerful heart is good medicine'
Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow Tomorrow's dreams'
'Your life is like a mirror, if you face it smiling, it smiles right back!'

[mid_nite_poet]

" An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind."
--- Albert Schweitzer

[mid_nite_poet]

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them!'

[mugley]

[mid_nite_poet]

Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle.' An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's

[mid_nite_poet]

“To love and be loved
is to feel the sun from both sides.”